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It would've been interesting if this hotel went on Four in a Bed...

Mardi Gras has a whole Star Wars themed parade and it’s free! The smuggling and danger is real haha! Come on down it’s amazing

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THE GASP. NOT THE INCEST SONG

It’s been 5 years and I can’t believe that human beings still think this is reality.

Looking back on this, it really solidifies for me that Thanos wanting to impress death would have been better to bring over from the comics than what happened bc it would have been so much more out there and thus entertaining.

I feel like the Frozen movies are only for little kids. Unlike older Disney movies which adults could appreciate

The idea of role playing as the First Order is hilarious because your literally letting children play as Facists LOL.

125 lbs??? that is my EXACT weight what the hell im scared

Jenny, this was my first video of yours that I have watched, and I just wanted to let you know that you have a fan for life. This was some of the most educational, entertaining content I've seen in a very long time. I've been recommending your video to everyone. Thank you for all of the research and time that you put into this and I'll be watching your other videos!

You called it. Episode 9 brought in force users that he cloned with force powers.

Is that a Putt-Putt plush in the background??

Everyone else is coming back to this and commenting on the SW hotel, meanwhile I'm coming back to how this one-off location for this vid became the new default cuz it just works a lot better doesn't it

Fun fact: You can all catch Alana’s actress as the dual (of the fates) lead role in Star Wars’ High Republic era series The Acolyte!😁

Imagine paying 6 grand for a capsule hotel..

What's so funny about this? That the person that created the starcruiser was not fired when the resort failed and closed, but they fired her shortly after this video was dumped

i've found that if you picture Kendall Roy making all these terrible corporate decisions Disney rolled out, this video makes a lot more sense

Jenny, it's time to admit it. You're working on a 4 hour video about Red Lobster.

Near the end of the video Jenny mentions that even the Entry Bread now has to be bought in Disney restaurants. As a Brazilian, that is when I fully understood the depth of Disney's stingyness. GIVE US THE FREE COMPLIMENTARY BREAD

Alright, here's how you do something like starcruiser BETTER. Step One, axe the mandatory ongoing plotline that repeats every two days. In its place add full plotlines that take place over a week every month. The hotel operates normally without an ongoing narrative or schedule otherwise. The plotlines can be preplanned and just picked from a list so the actors don't have to memorize new lines every time, and the weeks in between give the actors time to rest and practice in between. Also, don't try to include guests in these activities. It's a logistical nightmare. Have the story events consist almost entirely of preplanned scenes in inaccessible areas, or random chance encounters that don't require much set-up. Trying to include the audience to that degree necessitates pre-planning their schedule to ensure they show up to the scenes, which at higher amounts leads to feeling drained. Focusing on non-involved random chance encounters during the story scenes where the audience is not expected to participate can create greater immersion, the sense of a world going on around you that does things when you arent looking. And when it comes to the bigger more actiony plot important scenes on the balconies or otherwise out of reach, those would take place at the same pre-planned times regardless of which story is taking place, so the guests know when they'll take place and can choose to go if they like, so it's more of an optional performance you can go see if you like. On top of this, twice a week, have a smaller performance like Gaia's show or some similar thing, with rotating performers, Gaia being the one that reoccurs most frequently, so that there's still entertainment during the time between the big Star Wars Story moments. Step Two, get rid of the wandering in-character actors during non-show times. They cost a lot, it's a hard job, they get swamped by guests, the lack of a continuous narrative that repeats again and again makes it not make sense, get rid of it. Still keep the in-character staff and such, but just have them all be humans. Don't have them be especially involved in the big immersive shows, but let the owner be in a couple scenes. Step Three, change it from a cruise to a space hotel orbiting the planet from Star Wars Land. In narrative, it can be a more recent effort from some of the richer but less shady residents of Star Wars Land Planet to offer a nice place to stay to space travellers and to bring in wealthier folk to rejuvinate Star Wars Land Planet's economy through more legitimate means, with ties to some criminal underbelly stuff, but ultimately with the good of the people in mind. This way, guests can be allowed to leave and come back whenever they want, because it's a more permanent fixture than a cruise. It also means there's a reason for the hotel to be attached to Star Wars Land, no longer being a luxury cruise, but rather a slightly higher-end hotel with some criminal ties. You could just throw another space elevator thing in Star Wars Land which you need hotel access on your Disney Band or whatever to open. On top of this, it also gives a reason for the ship to look more "Star Wars," i.e. kind of run down while also being futuristic, because it's not luxury, it's an effort from a backwater planet to offer a high-end dwelling, despite being, galactically speaking, rather poor. Step Four, more droids! It's easier to have some guys in a room somewhere pilot around droids for a few hours than it is to have humans spend hours at a time in costume, in character, interacting with guests! Plus, once you've paid for the droids to be built, you basically just need to pay some guys to sit in a room and play with cool robots, which is more fun and less labor intensive for those guys, and also cheaper long term, since you aren't paying actors to act non-stop. You could even just use modified versions of commercial droids where you just give them a paint job, swap out the sounds it can play, and attach a camera and microphone so the controller guys can see and hear without having to be there. Step Five, encourage LARP! While this may seem counterintuitive when not including guests in the story, it actually provides greater immersion. If other guests around you are playing their own characters with reasons for being there, the world feels more alive than if you're just interacting with actors with pre-planned schedules and stories who only appear in the designated time and only interact within an extremely limited range of discussion. Plus, making it explicitly clear that guests will not be interacting with the story stops people from trying to be the main character of a story that wasn't written for them. They're only acting that way because they're being told they will get to "live their Star Wars story." If you don't give them that expectation and simply provide them a themed space to do as they please with, you're giving them agency in whatever narrative they want to tell, ACTUALLY letting them live their own Star Wars story. Step Six, now that you've done all this, lower the damn price!!

Why they didn't does it as a actual cruiser? A holiday ship like aida why not? Open it please again. I am reading the book about the halcony

Every time I see a Phantom Menace apologist complaining about Rey I automatically giggle. Maybe it’s because I was I was a ten year old when Empire came out, so the prequels seem like a giant cartoon’ish fart joke.

"Episode Eight is coming out in a year... see ya next time!" Oh, to be able to go back to the time before Ep. 8... :(

“Like it’s the scene in shrek where he tells ogre fiona he still thinks she’s beautiful” okay but ogre fiona is kind of bad though tbf

I just don’t get why it had to be a roleplaying experience. Why couldn’t they just build a massive hotel themed like a ship and had a few actors walking around and some fun activities for kids and access to the whole park, like any other hotel there. They just made it way more complicated than it needed to be in my opinion.

There's a whole song in the end credits specifically written for this video. If anyone had told me I'd watch the whole thing and even enjoy the credits music, I'd have said they're a bigger liar than Disney.

Apparently there’s post credits in this. Have I been missing all of the posts creds in her other videos?? Post creds: 1:04:09

What’s her @

MLP was probably one of my first fandoms growing up and boy am I glad I was more involved on Instagram through the artist community - most of which were women, LGBT, etc. so I personally had a very positive experience within the fandom. It’s unfortunate I lost interest in the series when it started to pander more to its adult audience as well.

No matter what, can't seem to escape Morgan & Morgan's ads.

I feel like it wouldn’t be that hard to have a few security acting as “town watch” walking around in costume and semi in character, but just replying to any smalltalk or quest stuff with versions of “im on duty and cannot be detained”. have them helping to move people on if their monopolising characters, help out guests who are in distress, checking in on the wellbeing of performers, literally intervene if guests cross boundaries with performers, maybe also acting as town cryers to announce story events. I feel like that’d fit into the atmosphere perfectly, and also up the safety and comfort level of both performers and guests

"Out past the mysterious beyond" just triggered dormant memories in me like an activation switch, I always knew I watched the Land Before Time a ton as kid but didnt know which ones specifically. Its a shame one of them was a bad one.

I can’t believe how hard Jenny and her friends are trying to be enthusiastic and have fun in this footage. I would have been so miserable and angry, given how naff the whole experience seems.

Masterpiece. This will be used as a “what not to do” case study

Thank you so much for this "very" in-depth look at this offering from Disney. As a huge Star Wars fan, when this was announced i was both excited and sad, because i knew i'd never be able to rationalize to myself paying this much for a 2-day "experience"... While i feel for you, thanks for showing that for many of us, we didn't miss that much and in fact to your point, this whole thing was akin to most of the parks' usual fare of entertainment that you get while simply walking around. I wholy agree that Disney has gotten quite greedy in later years. We went to parks like 10 years ago, and like you said, found that they had a lot of "free stuff" that the other parks in the region charged for... Friends who've been there lately agree that it's become quite the money grab since the pandemic.

My jaw hit the floor at the 'shame closet' emergency response procedure. That's... beyond the pale awful.

I would right there with the wattpad comments commending the twist.

This sounds like a CW show

I was so immersed I almost drowned.

This video is so well done. Like I have the attention span of a goldfish and just sat down and watched this whole thing without looking away or feeling like I needed too. You are great at “immersion” haha but in all seriousness I’m so sorry about your experience! I wanted to take my kids to this and thought the price was too high and never booked it. And you can see you kept trying and your video you can tell you wanted to be positive. I appreciate how honest and thoughtful you are about it !!

She’s absolutely way too nice after having to go through such a cheap experience.

I've been putting off this video for weeks and now that I've sat through all 4 hours of it, I feel robbed of a hotel I would have never visited or paid for...

Haha, I hope this video is making it through the c-suite at Disney. This is a head to toe autopsy in grisly detail. Pretty amazing.

The Steve Zaragoza cameo really got me

" Millennial friends who are getting dogs 'earlier' " What the hell does this even mean?

As a 56-year-old guy who saw the original Star Wars at the age of nine this video is really depressing. None of these people actually like or know anything about Star Wars.

New drinking game from this video. A shot everytime any variation of immersion

1:52:21 you stated you were shy, but that doesn't seem to stop you from engaging with total strangers with no problems whatsoever haha :p maybe that's a US-American super power. Edit: 1:53:09 that rather sounds like there's been a tour before you with the same route and you had the bad luck of stumbling into them, breaking the immersion. I mean, you did say you were 3 minutes early right :y and they wouldnt start 20 minutes or so before the actualy date.

Tolkien is rolling over in his grave. Roddenberry is rolling over in his grave. Lucas is laughing all the way to the bank.

Rock Star Wars "Altona Joke" 29:07 : I don't think this was a biblical joke, but possibly hinting at a group of German immigrants who are part of the church. My best guess is that they are referring to the part of Hamburg called Altona, hence the ironic joke of not having any weapons and being pacifists. Also, the other Altona joke between Han and C-3PO matches this as people in the north of Germany speak a dialect known as "low German". I could imagine the actor of C-3PO being from an immigrant family himself.